Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a holiday amongst me crew. Even the scalawag Alice (aka Barnacle Breath Cynthia) be gettin' in on the action by wearing both her knee-tremblin' terrifyin' pirate collar and her special bandanna from Mamala (who landlubbers know better as Black Death Prunella).
Now if you'll pardon us, Sword Jugglin' Sully and I be havin' some pillagin' to do. YAAAARRRR!
Wishin' ye the best of swordfights today,
Cap'n Augusta Roughknuckles