We have a fire station about two miles from our house, and the firefighters spend a good deal of time hanging out in our 'hood. Like most red-blooded women of Earth, I have a thing for firefighters. A BIG thing. And these guys are hotter than the average firefighter, if you can believe it. I'd totally buy their calendar. Heck, I'd MAKE the calendar.
The Human Male takes Alice for a walk each morning while I'm getting dressed and reports back about who she met and the funny things she did along the way. Today he came home and told me that I'd be proud of Alice.
This morning the firefighters were down in our neck of the woods getting coffee and generally making the neighborhood a more beautiful place, and Alice ran over to them to say hello. The studs cooed over her and gave her pettings.
That might be the absolute enviable thing I've ever heard.
Alice can do a lot of neat tricks, but now I'm thinking that her best skill is that she can spot a hottie-- no pun intended.