Here she is waiting for it:
And here she is attacking it:
She loved it. Thanks for the treats, Erin!
*Yet another reason why Erin's the best.
A week ago this past Saturday, we drove up to Hyattsville, Maryland to help look for Berdina, the WARL foster pit bull who’s been missing for a little over a month. Her most recent spottings have been in this area of connected parks along a river. The area’s pretty substantially wooded and overgrown with kudzu—I completely understand why she’s been difficult to spot.
Unfortunately, we didn’t find her, but we did find some pit bull sized prints (without human ones around it) near where she’s been more recently seen and posted a number of flyers. Plus they've hired a tracking dog, who picked up a fresh scent of her this past weekend around that area. Hopefully she’ll be found soon—or someone will just take her in and give her a long and happy life.
Alice came along for the walk, and she was great—she held up like a champ and enjoyed climbing in the woods. She also came home very dirty and got a bath, which she didn’t enjoy that much.
Then the next day, we attended a Blessing of the Dogs at the National City Christian Church in DC. My friend Erin (of Studs with Pugs fame), who lives nearby and is friends with one of the pastors, insisted we go. I’m so glad we did. They held it on the giant front steps of the church, and everyone was so nice. I think about 25-30 dogs were there—despite the unseasonably cool, cloudy, windy, and bad hair-inducing weather. The whole event was so sweet.
After that, we walked over to Dupont Circle and had Alice’s first post-church brunch at Bagels Etc. She approved.
Monday, we got some sad news: Rocco moved out! Alice was crushed. Then she stole the kitchen rug, and all was well again.
But fear not, we also got some great news that day: Tinkerbell, Oscar, and Tucker over at You Had Me at Arf gave Alice an award! Thank you so much!
And then Tuesday came. It was a work-from-home Tuesday, which Alice enjoys. She sits in the chair next to me and sleeps all day, and then begs for a treat anytime I grab something to eat. Around 4:30, I reached over to give Alice a hug and a pet, and I felt something on her neck, under her collar. I looked at it and it was a weird color—I couldn’t tell if it was a bug or some kind of growth. For a good hour, I wrestled with her to let me see what it was, then finally pinned her down and took tweezers to it. I figured if it was something, um, belonging to her, she’d cry and I’d know.
As much as I’m not a fan of growths, I’m wishing it was.
In short, it was some sort of tick. Anyone that knows me knows about my all-consuming fear of ticks. I can’t handle them. And this one not only had lots of legs and pincers, it was on my freaking dog! And my freaking dog was on my bed! In my house! On this planet! I was so grossed out, I almost threw up. Instead, I stuck the tick in a small Ziploc bag with hydrogen peroxide (for identification when The Human Male—who’s from Tickville, USA—got home) because I didn’t have alcohol, and then stuck that bag in a bigger plastic bag. I almost taped it shut with packaging tape, but I decided that I needed to try and control the crazy a wee bit. Then I sat the bag by my work computer and tried to focus on writing an article while keeping an eye on it, all the while praying that The Human Male would come home soon.
I cannot possibly stress how gross the thing was. I’m getting nauseous just writing about it. When I pulled it off of her, it seriously gave me the finger. What’s even more gross is that I carried it into the kitchen to put it in the baggie, and it climbed its way out of the tweezer grip and fell on the floor under the refrigerator. I had to brush it out of there (but only after stripping down and shaking off Alice to make sure it didn’t fall on one of us), and I swear it was on its cell phone, calling for back-up as I put it in the bag.
The worst part? THE THING WOULDN’T DIE IN THE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. It sat in there, doing the backstroke, like my double-bagged containment unit was the perfect location for his little tick-infested Pool Party.
I was able to keep it together until The Human Male got home, at which point I shook the bag at him, started crying, and demanded he call and get a vet appointment. Which, after he finally stopped laughing, he did. They said not to worry, just feel the spot for swelling and watch her for lethargy, and that they’d check her out this week.
Once I was assured that Alice probably won’t die, I squished the thing in the bag and had The Human Male throw it down a garbage chute on the opposite side of the building.
I should probably note that Alice thought all of this was great fun.
I don’t know where she picked up the thing. I’d think it was Saturday, but we gave her a bath and felt her up then—I just feel like we would’ve notice this sumo tick. But I hope it was, because if she picked that thing up running around our neighborhood, I’m moving.
Save for Alice's big book news, the rest of the week was fortunately pretty quiet, giving me time to recover from tick trauma. We ate outside at practically every restaurant in our neighborhood, and ended the long weekend with a trip to Founder's Park in Old Town Alexandria, my favorite place in the area.
Picture a la the New York Daily News.
Scientists are saying that they think she might be a precursor to humans. I’m not sure I totally agree with that. That cuteness looks familiar…
J has one great line in the move that I love in particular. Right after he gets his identity erased and puts on his MIB standard-issue suit and glasses (and that watch!), he turns to K and says:
“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.”
Love it! Yes, J does look good in that suit. But better than K? Maybe, but it’s hard to say. I mean, Tommy Lee Jones is definitely in the running for Studs with Pugs. Some things just make people look good.
What does this have to do with Studs with Pugs, you ask? Well, let me tell you.
True, a pug/puggle/puggle hybrid/dog friend of a pug or pug-mix will always make you look good, but when it comes to fashion, I always think of one name in particular:
Have you ever seen a man in a Valentino suit? Not sure? Just think back to any Oscars telecast you’ve ever watched, and the best looking man there (just don’t think about George Clooney—that one’s mine). I bet you one whole dollar that he very well might’ve been wearing a Valentino suit. And I can guarantee the prettiest dresses on the women run a high likelihood of being Valentino. I always think of Julia Roberts’ black and white dress, or that stunning red one that Katherine Heigl wore. So beautiful!
In short, Valentino makes you look good. And what makes Valentino himself look good?
Pugs.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go spend my day reading everything at Dog Art Today.
Yes, Valentino is a major pug lover. In fact, there’s actually a documentary about him that heavily features his pugs. Can you believe it? Pretty dresses and pugs—throw in a cupcake (and George Clooney) and you’ve got my dream movie.
He even had a special promo contest involving best-dressed pugs. I love it!
Sometimes, though, I have to wonder: does he have good taste because he has pugs, or does he have pugs because he has good taste?
Needless to say, I think we can all agree that this man could make us all look good.
Hmm. How about now?
No? How about if I give you this clue?
Your need for dry skivvs courtesy of the Baltimore Sun.
...And now we're all freaked out.
Yes, the steps from The Exorcist are in Georgetown, tucked away in the corner of a parking lot next to an inconspicuous gas station (which on Saturday made coffee worse than any I’ve ever made—and I’ve won acclaim for my wretched coffee skills).
They’re completely easy to miss, unless a local points them out to you.
And yes, they are referred to as "The Exorcist Steps".
I think a lot of people have a love-hate relationship with them. I had some uppity Georgetown girl roll her eyes at me the first time I was there because I was excited to have made it to the top of them. And I’m sure the gas station guys would prefer that you bought some gas or wretched coffee if you’re going to park in their spots. But they do bring a lot of attention from tourists, many people use them for workouts (there used to be a workout routine—called "The Exorcist Workout"—written near the bottom in marker on one of the steps, where people would write in their best times, but it looks like it was sandblasted away), and I’ve even seen a fundraiser take place there, where people donated a dollar to have a slinky race from the top of the steps.
To continue her trend of having her photo taken in front of landmarks, The Human Male and I brought Alice over there to take pictures Saturday morning.
This picture cracks us up—it looks like she’s guarding the steps!*
Since we were there and Alice is a runner, we decided to have her do her own little Exorcist Workout.
Here she is running up:
Let me tell you, it’s incredibly difficult trying to run up a wicked steep staircase with an excited little dog and film it at the same time. Going down was marginally easier.
Alice’s time up and down, by the way, was 61 seconds. And that was dragging me along! We celebrated with treats from Georgetown Cupcakes. This was the first time we've gotten in. Georgetown Cupcakes always has a line, but we got there a few minutes before it opened and only had to wait about five minutes to get in.
The cupcakes lived up to the hype. Alice agreed— she thought my coconut one was delicious.
*By the way, I should mention that the guy in the yellow shirt doing The Exorcist Workout was AWESOME. So incredibly friendly, and didn't mind at all that we got in his way.
Just a little update: A Place to Bark just posted a new blog today-- definitely worth reading.
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I’m mixing things up a little this week.
For the past few times, I’ve found that Studs with Pugs has been strangely fortuitous. My friend got offered a job when Ted Danson was featured, The WTTHMG was overthrown when The Human Male was our specimen, and Izzy came home the very next day when my bro Pedro was El Stud (he was also going through finals at the time, and it seems he did really well).
I mentioned to my boss (who received her PhD two weeks ago) the day that Izzy came home that I'd been having some luck with the blog. She started laughing and said, “Boy, I could’ve used you last week when I was defending my dissertation!”
I immediately started trying to put together how I feasibly could’ve made Studs with Pugs for her. Does her husband have any pictures with pugs? Maybe there’s a photo circulating the internet of a hot guy holding a pug standing near our exhibit booth at a public health conference we attended?
Likely not. In the elation of Izzy returning, I forgot about this great burning question until a few days ago.
A couple months back, I learned about a no-kill rescue in
I’ve been following the founder Bernie Berlin’s Twitter feed. For 140 characters, she can fit a lot in. She seems like a neat lady: funny, kind, and so passionate about her work-- and a fellow Midwesterner to boot! It’s almost as if the tough and extraordinary work she’s doing is “just something you do”, if that makes any sense. The vet expenses, the long interstate transport drives, helping animals in bad situations-- it’s just something you do, no questions asked. All in a day’s work. And yet, you can tell that she still has that joy and excitement for her work and the dogs and cats that come in, as well as the sadness when a dog has dealt with too much and passes away. I’m not sure how she’s found that great emotional balance, but she has.
On her blog, she has a ton of beautiful photos of her dogs. Not only is the artistry there, look at the smiles on their faces-- ALL of their faces. Those are some happy canines!
Scrolling farther down, I got to a picture of Ms. Berlin herself. WOW—on top of a good heart, she’s gorgeous! After the girly part of my brain decided that was totally unfair, it hit me: maybe the Studs with Pugs doesn’t necessarily need to be a guy. Maybe we could give it to a lady once in a while. I mean, even GQ puts a woman on their covers upon occasion, right?* Maybe we could have a Babe with Barkers once in a while?
So behold: This week’s Studs with Pugs is Ms. Berlin. And in another twist, it’s a video entry (it happens around 1:30).
Okay, so maybe you’re saying first a lady, then a video—and you’re making us do the work of clicking on links this week? Cop-out, Human Female! Well, if watching someone get the familiar puggle kiss-attack hasn't melted your heart yet (or haven't realized I'm driving you to their sites), then try this on for size…
So I’m going against the Studs with Pugs grain this week, in hopes that it could persuade the Shelter Donation Powers that Be that
After hearing how wonderful my parents’ neighbors were to take time out of their days to help find Izzy, I can’t keep quiet about someone who’s out there every single day trying to make the world right. As I see it, it’s everyone’s responsibility to do our part—whatever “our part” may be, big or small: a prayer, a dollar, a kind word, or a helping hand—to help fight for the causes we believe in and support the true warriors among us.